VONDO SADHUBABA (PART – 1)

VONDO SADHUBABA  (PART – 1)

Golpo  ta ekta gram er, jekhane sohor er kono chaya pore ni, gram er  manus ra besir vag nirokhor( uneducated) krishi kaj kore din chalay,  tara khub gorib kono rokome du bela du muto onno  pelai prithibir sab sukh hater muthoi peyeche bole mone kore . 
Ei gram er ekta choto poribar holo beto poribar, karon ei barir ek chele Jagai je chas bas er sathe beter kaj o kore, tai gram er lokera name diyeche beto poribar. Jogai er biye hoyeche 7 mas. Tar bou Malati, ottonto ruposi, gram sati-saddi bou ,  swamir sathe sohaag er sansar.  Malati  nijer sansar er hater kaj er fake swami r sathe o kaj kore,  saradin er klanti te o khub poriskar porichonno thakte posondo kore. Mukh ta mayate  vora, swami ke khub valobase.  Gram r loke ra bole tar moto santo bou naki gram e ekta o nei. 
Kintu sukher sonsare bipoder kalo megh ghaniye aste r koto khon. Sansare ekmatro khatiye chele Jogai er hotat ki hoyeche kichu bojha jache na pete osombov betha, ja khache bomi hoye jache,  kobiraj mosai nari tipche ousad o diyeche kintu kichutei kaj hoche na.  Jogai er sorir dhire dhire kharap hoye jache . ei poribar maha chintai poreche.
Hotat tara sunlo tader gram theke aro tinte gram chere nodir dhare  vanga mondir e ek mahatapossi Sadhubaba esechen, tini tantrik kothin kothin bemo sariye dite paren, proti omabossay ma kalir pujo koren, mahajoggo koren. Bhut pret sabai tar hater isaray nacha nachi kore. Sadhubabar name charidike chariye poreche.
Ei kotha sune Malati r thakte pare ni, tader gram r  ek bidhoba didi r sathe kore niye Sadhubaba r kache gelo. Sadhubaba boro boro chul, mukh vora  dari, boyes o onek hoyeche, ostadashi ruposi Malati ke dekhe Sadhubaba  mughdo hoye gelen r gola chere hak dilen maaa maaa tara maa tara. Mondir kepe uthlo, samone ma kalir murti. Sadhubaba bollo  ma tor ki bipod , Malati tar swami r rog er sab kotha bollo .
Sadhubaba  - maha samassa, kothin bemo toke ja bolbo tai korte hobe, tahole tor swami sere jabe .
Malati – ami swami r jonno sab kichu korte parbo, kintu baba ami khub gorib taka paisa besi dite parbo na .
Sadhubaba jore hese bollo kono paisa lagbe na, jogat janani mayer paisa r ki proyojon. Tui du din por omabassa, make sararat pujo korbo tui lal pere  goroder saree pore asbi r sathe ekta kach er bottle niye asbi, mayer paye sab kichu nibedon dite hobe, tar por toke prosadi ful r patthi (medicine) debo, swami ke khawabi dekhbi 3 din e tor swami puro sere utheche . Jodi raji thakis thik somoy e hajir hobi ekhane .
Sadhubaba r kotha osikhito taruni Malati r biswas dhuke giye chilo tai tar kothay raji hoye gelo.
Omabassar bikale Malati hajir holo Sadhubaba r mondire.  Mondir e onek voktor agomon ghoteche,  sandha theke pujo orchona suru hoyeche, besh rat hotei aste aste voktora bari fire jache. Mondir  pray faka, Sadhubaba Malati ke niye joggo suru kore diyeche, Malati r kopale lal tak toke sindoor er tip poriye dilo r tar por take ekta patre karon bari (wine) pan korte bollo. Malati maner jore sabtuku pan korlo, tar sorir kapiye dilo karon bari, matha jhim jhim korche. Sadhubaba mondir er dorja bondo kore dilo. 
Sadhubaba Malati ke jor golay bollo amar choker dike taka, Malati voye  voye Sadhubaba r dike takalo,  Sadhubaba r chok theke agun er moto lal tak toke agni sikha ber hoche.   Malati r rakter modde ek motto madak er  srot boye choleche  .
Sadhubaba --  amar kache ai.
Malati egiye elo,  swami r pran er jonno sab kichu korte pare se.
Sadhubaba – somosto lojja tag kor,  mayer samone nijeke unmochon kor .
Malati lajja pai, sonkoche dariye thake. 
Sadhubaba  jor golay bole kapor khule phel, somoy chole jache,  amake birokto koris na , ma maa tara sathe ghontar dhoni.
Malati  dhire dhire khule phele tar sorir er kapor .
Sadhubaba ek dristi te Malati r nogno deho dekhte thake, somosto sorir ghame veja, Sadhubaba Malati r hat dhore tene niye jai mondir sonlogno gopon prokoste (ghor), sekhane khor bichano kombol er sajja, halka dip er pradip jolche . 
Sadhubaba Malati r gheme thaka thot e chum khai, tar sorir er gham gondo soke, tar stan er pranto desh e thot er sporso lagai, dhire dhire Malati r gharmakto sorir lehon korte korte tar payer kache bose porlo, matha nichu kore Malati r paye chum khai,  Malati r sara sarir e Sadhubaba  hater angul er sporcho korte thake, Malati kepe kepe utche.  Malati r dan pa ta  Sadhubaba nijer kadhe tule niye tar jounange jiv lagai, Malati r thakte  na pere Sadhubaba r matha chepe dhore tar gud e, Sadhubaba tar jiv diye Malati r gud e  pujo korte thake, tar por Malati r pristo desh  upor kore take suye dei kombol er bichana te. Sadhubaba r sex e jor nei tai jiv diye meyeder sorir  er sudha pan kore r tate annondo pai. Sadhubaba Malati r pithe chumu khai tar sorir er gham pan kore, Malati r sudhol pachay chum  khai, tar pacha duto tene fak kore pod er gondo soke r besh kichu somoy dhore Malati r pod chatte thake, Malati r sara sorir chatar sukh niye gelo. Ei dike vor o hoye eseche, Malati r nesha o dhire charche.
Sadhubaba Malati ke jore thela diye uthe boste bollo. Malati uthe boslo,
Sadhubaba bollo ami tor sara dehe montro diye achadon kore diyechi, tui sobsomoy tor swami r samone thakbi tor dekhle osorir atma ra paliye jabe.  Ebar toke boro kaj korte hobe, tor swami tara tari sere jabe . 
Malati swami r rog sere jabar kotha sune mone biswas bere jai.
Sadhubaba bollo ami ekhon ja bolbo valo kore palan korbi, kew jeno jante na pare, 
Malati matha narlo. 
Sadhubaba Malati ke bollo bichanar kach theke kach er bottle ta niye ai.
Nogno Malati dhir paye bottle ta niye ese sadhu baba r kache dilo .
Sadhubaba kothin golay bollo tor mutro dara ei bottle purno kor, dekhis ek phota mutro o jeno bottle er baire na pore . 
Malati sune obak holo, kichu bolte jabar age Sadhubaba jor golay bollo deri koris na tara tari kor ekhuni vor hoye jabe, amake aber montro porte hobe, diner alo phute gele r amar montro kaj hobe na. 
Malati r deri na kore bottle er mukhta nijer gud er kache chepe soooo soooo  sobdo kore peshab korte suru korlo, Malati sara rat er peshab dara bottle vorti korlo . Sadhubaba ek dristi te Malati r peshab kora dekhchilo . 
Sadhubaba -  ja tui kapor pore ne ami ekhon montro porbo . 
Malati kapor porte suru korlo r dekhlo Sadhubaba tar peshab kora bottle er kache ki sob montro bolche , tar por ekta kouto theke kichu dhulor moto jinis niye bottle e dilo. Malatir  o kapor pora sesh . 
Sadhubaba – amar samone ese bos . 
Malati Sadhubaba r samone ese boslo. 
Sadhubaba – ja bochi valo kore son. Ei bottle er patthi 3 din soman vabe vag kore tor swami ke dupure vat khabar age khawabi . 
Malati bollo ki bolchen baba ei bottle e to amar mut diya vora. 
Sadhubaba  –  sudhu tor mutro noy etai tor swamir patthi. Sati-saddi meye r sorir theke nirgoto khabar e tar swami r roger patthi hoy. Tor swami r kothin rog hoyeche ku dristi poreche, mongol e kalo dag dekhadiyeche, aro onek kothin kothin ketabi kotha bole gelo jar beshir vag Malati bujhte parlo na . 
Malati bollo amar mut khele amar swami valo hoye jabe . 
Sadhubaba – aro ache ekta ousad valo kore son. Tui 3 din roj 4 prohore ghum theke uthe mol tag kobi pashim dike mukh kore bose, tor mol tag kora hoye gele soja ghore chole asbi, tor mol dare je mol lege thakbe tor swami ke bolbi jiv diye seta lehon kore tor mol vokhon korte.
Malati sathe sathe bollo se ki baba apni ki bolchen! ami amar swami ke amar paikhana  khawabo! ei nongra kew khete pare.
Sadhubaba— kukur manus er mol khai na, manus  goru r mutro khai na,  ja bolchi tai korbi 3 din tor swami ke tor kukur hoye thakte hobe. Je roger je ousad take tai dite hobe, tor swami pran bachbe ek matro tor mutro pan r tor mol vokhon e. Swami ke bolbi tantrik baba r adesh, tahole 3 din por theke swami sere jabe.  Vor hote r deri nei pujor ful r bottle niye ekhon bari fire ja.
Tantric baba emon ek ades diyeche tar kotha vabte vabte rate Sadhubaba tar sathe ki koreche kichu r moner kone aschena .
Pothe jete jete Malati keboli vabche swami ke kemone bolbe amar gu r mut khele tobe tomar rog valo hoye jabe, ki vabe bojhabo.  Swami ba ki vabbe amar ei kotha sune,  raji ki hobe ? eta ki sombhov!  amar paikhana kheye amar swami r rog sarbe, kintu Sadhubaba to ei kotha bollo. Sadhubaba r kotha ki mitha hobe . Amar swami ba kemone amar gu khabe, tar ghrina korbe na . je kore hog swami ke bojhate hobe .  

    

GOPON SASTI (PART - 2)

GOPON SASTI (Part -1)

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GOPON SASTI (PART - 2)

Dadar biyer por 5 mas hoye geche, office r kaj e dadar samay nei tai boudi ke sathe kore sasur bari jete pare ni . Onek din boudi baper bari jao hoy ni, boudir mon kharap tai ami dada r kotha moto boudi ke sathe niye boudir baper bari gelam. Sekhane giye alap holo Ramu r sathe je boudir baper barir chakar. Boudi ke dekhe se khub khusi . onek din por didimonike peyeche. Boudir barite boudir baba  r ma thake, Monalisa boudir baba government service koren r ma school er teacher, tai saradin barite boudi eka thakto r Ramu barir dekhasona korto r sei sathe didimonike ke ektu besi dekhto. Boudir baba ma khub bhalo, amake khub jotno korlo meyer debor bole kotha khatir tai ektu besi e pelam. Boudi ke niye jedin onar baper bari gelam din ta Sunday chilo, chutir din tai sabai mile hasi thatta golpo amonde moja kore kete gelo. Porer din Monday boudir baba office gelo, boudir ma o school e jete holo karon aj school e exam ache chuti nete parbe na. Masima Ramu ke bole gelo amar jeno kono ojotno na hoy. 
Boudi bollo Raju bikale amader  gram e ghurte jabo, ekhane ekta boro park ache, boro boro jhil ache, fishery ache tomar khub valo lagbe. 
Ami o sammati janalam. 
           Boudir room e bose ami r boudi oder india tour er album dekhchilam r tour er golpo sunchilam  hotat Ramu ese ghore dhuklo kintu kichu na bole boudir dike takiye dariye ache. 
Boudi bollo kichu bolbi?
Ramu bollo ektu baire eso na didimoni. 
Boudi bollo ja bolar ekhane bolo.
Ramu ektu sankoch r lajja pache dekhe ami boudi ke bollam o kichu ekta bolte chai kintu lajja pache.
Boudi bollo lojjar ki ache Ramu tomar ei notun dada babu  amar debor hoy, amra khub valo bondhu.
Ramu kintu kintu korche tai dekhe ami bollam boudi ami boron baire jai o lajja pache kono kota bolte, tokhon boudi bollo na tumi boso ami baire or sathe kotha bole aschi. Boudi r Ramu ghor er baire chole gelo. kichu por boudi rege ghore phire elo, ami bujhlam emon kono kotha Ramu boleche jar jonno boudi Ramu ke boka diyeche. Ami boudi ke jigasa korlam eto rege keno, kintu boudi kothata chepe gelo r bollo are serokom kichu na,  aber india tour er  golpe phire elam, kintu amar mone ekta sondheyo theke gelo, jai hok ami o boudi ke jante dilam na fresh mind e golpo kore gelam.
Golpo seshe ami baire elam, dekhlam Ramu mon kharap kore bose ache, ami Ramu ke jigasa korlam ki beper Ramu mon kharap keno. Ramu prothome ektu chup kore thaklo tar por hotat bollo dada babu amake ektu sahajjo korte parben,jeno enek diner kono na paoye chahida aj puron korte chaiche, oke khub bakul dekachilo.
Ami bollam ki sahajjo bolo?
Ramu aber ektu hesitate kochilo tar por bollo apni kichu mone korben na. 
Ami bollam mone korar ki ache tumi nisonkoche bolte paro. 
Ramu mone sahos niye bollo ami didimonir vokto kukur, didimonir biyer age ami prothek din didimonir peshab khetam.
 Ami sune ektu obak holam r bollam tumi boudir peshab khete?
 Ramu chup kore thaklo . Amar samone boudir santo ruposi mukh ta vese uthlo, boudir sundoor sarir, patla pet,  book er boobs duto besh boro boro, pacha r gothon to dekhar moto sexy sexy vab bishes kore boudi jokhon pacha duliye hete jeto tokhon to amar sara sarir kepe uthto .
Hotat Ramu bollo didimonir peshab khete khub valo lage, didimonir hisi r swad amake nesha r moto tane .
Ami bollam tui meyeder peshab khetis !  tor ghrina korto na ? hotat tor ei icha holo keno r boudi ba raji holo kino ?
Ramu bolei fello didimoni amake ei nesha dhoriyeche . Amar ektu bujhte osubidha holo tai bollam ki vabe? 
Ramu puro ghotona ta sonkhepe bollo, kemone prothom din Ramu  didimonir peshab  khete baddo hoyechilo, ami sunchilam . 
Ramu bollo keno jani na didimonir peshab kheye besh moja peyechilam, r thakte parchilam na tai baddo hoye ei ghotonar 3 -4 din por ekdin dupure didimoni r ghore gelam tokhon uni khate bose porasuna korchilen, amay dekhe rege gelen r bollen toke baron korechilam na amar ghore dhukbina. 
Ami santho vabe bollam vul hoye geche, kintu na ese parlam na, didimoni bollen ki kotha taratari bol. Ami kintu kintu vabe bollam didimoni ami tomar peshab khete chai. Didimoni sunai rege gelen r bollen ekhane earki marte esechis, bero ghor theke. Ami kono upay na dekhe didimonir duto pa joriye dhore bollam didimoni tomr hisi na khele ami bachbona.Didimoni onek raga ragi korlen kintu seshe amar kotha mene nilen, tar por theke ami roj didimonir moot khetam. 
Ami bollam boudir baba ma jante pare ni ei sob ghotona . 
Ramu bollo ami to dupure didimonir peshab khetam, tokhon onara kew bari thakten na. 
Ami bollam ekhon problem ta kothay ? 
Ramu bollo didimoni ke bollam didimoni ami ager moto tomar peshab khete chai, kintu ekhon didimoni r raji hoche na, didimoni palte geche, uni r  kono vabei tar hisi amake diye khayabe na, kintu onake dekhe ami r thakte parchi na, amar chokher samone uni bathroom e dhukchen  r amar pipasar jol nosto korchen. Dada tumi didimoni ke ektu bujhiye bolo na, jate amar parthona uni sonen. 
Ami Ramu r problem ta bujhte parlam tai bollam ami chesta kore dekhbo. Ami bollam tar age amake ekta kotha bolto.
Ramu bollo ki bolo ?
Ami jijasa korlam tor didimoni ki tor mukhe hisi korto ?
Ramu bollo  na na amar ghore ekta kacher boro bati ache, sei bati ta roj dupure didimoni r bathroom e rekhe astam r didimoni r jokhon moot peto  sei bati te moot ten r ami  pore giye onar moot khetam. 
Ami Ramu ke bollam Jodi boudi ke raji korte pari toke kintu amar samone tor didimonir peshab khete hobe, ami dekhbo. 
Ramu nirlojjo vabe raji hoye gelo .
Ami boudir ghore samone elam dekhlam boudi dressing table er samone stool e bose chiruni  diye chul thik korche. Boudi amake mirror diye dekhe bollo ghore eso, etokhon kothay chile ?
Ami ghore dhuke khate bose bollam Ramu r sathe onek golpo kore elam, ei kotha sune boudi ektu ghabre gelo kintu kichu bollo na. Ami nijei egiye bollam Ramu r kach theke tomar onek kothai janlam.
Boudi rege giye bollo Ramu kothay or kaj nei … bole oke dakte jachilo.
Ami boudi ke dakte baron  korlam r bollam Ramu bechara kosto pache or icha puron kore dao. 
Boudi na bojhar van kore bollo ki  icha?
Ami ulte bollam tumi jano na?
Boudi serious hoye giye bollo Ramu tomay ki boleche ? 
Ami bollam tomar ei kirti dada jane.
Boudi mathata nichu kore thaklo tar por nichu golay kichuta sonkoche bollo eta ki bolar moto kotha. 
 Ami to jene gelam eber ki hobe! 
Boudi kando kando golay bollo amar tokhon math r thik chilo na ki korte ki vul kore phelechi.
Ami poristhiti samal diye halka vabe bollam tumi eto tension nicho keno.. ami ki thorai dadar kache bolte jachi, tachara tomar sate amar ei valo somporko!
Tobuo boudir tension mon theke katche na, bujhte parche na ei ghotona te jana jani hoye gele sansar e konorokom osanti na hoy, tai ektu voy pache.
 Ami bollam tumi to kono vul koro ni, orokom poristhiti te tumi ekdom thik korecho, boudi ke fresh korar jonno bollam tumi ekoho mukh var kore bose acho, tomar ei rokom mukh amar ekdom dekhte valo lage na.
Boudi bollo na ami thik achi, 
Ami bollam age haso, tomar hasi mukh ta dekhi.
Boudi halka kore hasir chesta korlo.
ami sei sujog ta kaje lagalam bollam amar ekta kotha bolar ache tomake, mante hobe, na bolle cholbe na. 
Boudi kotha ta sonar jonno ostir holo bollo ki kotha age bolo.
Ami bollam tomar r Ramu r ei bepar ta ami nijer choke dekhte chai, Ramu tomar fresh urine khache. 
Boudi obak hoye amar mukher dike takiye ache, kichu por bollo chi …..ami parbo na,  amar lajja korbe.
Ami bollam lajjar kichu nei. Sono boudi tumi ruposi, tomar rup ke sab purush valo baste chai, tomar rup sudha pan korte chai, sekhane Ramu to ekta chakor, or bhaggo valo je tomar moto sundoorir sudha pache. Tumi r na bolte parbe na.
Ami r deri na kore Ramu ke daklam. 
Ramu hate sei kachaer bati ta niye boudir bathroom e duklo r bathroom er mejhe rekhe diye beriye elo. 
Boudi Ramu r dike gol gol chok e takiye chilo r amar dike takalo, ami boudi ke ishara korlam..
Boudi bathroom e dhuke door lock kore dilo, boudir peshab er kol kol sobdo sona jache, kichu por sobdo theme gelo r boudi bathroom theke beriye ese dressing table er samone stool e boslo. 
Ramu bathroom e dhuke bati ta dui hate niye bathroom theke beriye elo, ami dekhlam kach er boro bati ta boudir halka halud pesheb e vore ache. Ami ghore achi bole boudi lojja pache.  Ramu ek bar didimonir dike halka dristi te dekhe nak ta batir kache niye boudir taja peshab er gondho sukhlo r amar mukher dike takalo,ami Ramu r mukh er dike cheye chilam. Ramu ebar sei bati ta du hate nijer thoter kache niye giye ektu chumu dilo r tarpor dhok dhok kore puro bati tar mut kheye ses korlo. Ami obak hoye gelam amar choker samone Ramu amar boudir mut khelo. 
Ami Ramu ke jigasa korlam kemon laglo?
Ramu bollo darun durdanto swad. 
Tokhon boudi Ramu ke jor galay bollo tui ekhono ghor e dariye achis ekhuni ghor theke bero bolchi.
Ramu sathe sathe ghor theke beriye gelo.